By: Kyle Hintz. Published: March 14, 2011
Gnomeo and Juliet don’t die at the end, but then you should’ve guessed that by the vapidity of the title. As you can imagine, I didn’t walk into the theater expecting much.
Yet, I was still underwhelmed. What followed was a pathetic rehash of Romeo and Juliet in the simplest terms, and with lawn gnomes, sandwiched in between a slew of hit songs by Elton John (who, it just so happens, was executive producer on this worthless money magnet), lest I forget the talking statue of Shakespeare himself, seriously.
In the interest of time, (and because there’s nothing more to say), I speak from the heart: Do not waste your money on this!